As a groomer, pet owner and breeder of occasional litters of quality Toy Poodles, I've found my life a lot more pleasant when I remind myself how important a good sense of humor is. Hope you enjoy this page as much as I do.
1. Dogs do not have trouble expressing their feelings in public.
2. Dogs miss you when you are gone.
3. Dogs feel guilty when they do something wrong.
4. Dogs don't brag about past relationships.
5. Dogs don't critize your friends.
6. Dogs admit when they are jealous.
7. Dogs do not play games with you--except fetch (and then they don't laugh at how you throw).
8. Dogs are content just being with you, no matter how gushy the movie you are watching is.
9. Dogs don't feel threatened by female intelligence.
10. You can train a dog not to make a mess in the house.
11. You don't have to worry about who your dog is dreaming about.
12. Good looking dogs don't know they are good looking.
13. Dogs understand what the word "NO" means.
14. Dogs don't want to bring their friends home for a beer.
15. Dogs don't tell the punch lines on your jokes.
16. Dogs do not have a mid-life crisis and look for younger owners.
17. Dogs do not critize your driving.
18. Dogs admit it when they are lost.
19. Dogs mean it when they kiss you.
20. Dogs don't care if you put your makeup on or not.
21. Dogs don't care if you have lipstick on when you kiss them. (Submitted by Mark Hubbard, proving some men have a good sense of humor too, thanx Mark!)
22. Dogs don't mind Morning breath. (Submitted by Mike...another man who knows how to giggle. Thanx Mike!)
23. Dogs love you without your morning shower and all the foo foo stuff. (Another Mike contribution!)
24. Dogs are satisfied with a belly rub. (Submitted by Lynda...Thanx!)
25. Motel manager's don't have to worry about dogs stealing towels, ashtrays or televisions. (Submitted by David and Nancy of West Palm Beach, Florida..Thanx!)
26. Dogs know when to leave women alone.
27. Dogs don't complain about the amount of money spent on clothes. (These last 2 submitted by Tom Cox, thanx Tom!)
These next 3 submitted by Amy...thanks Amy.
28. Dogs are one of the last forms of unconditional love left in the world.
29. Dogs are LOYAL and FAITHFUL.
30. You can neuter dogs legally!!! (Good one Amy, he he.)
31. Dogs don't nag or manipulate with guilt trips! (Submitted by Robin Ptacek....thanx!>
32. Dogs know exactly what you need when you are sick. (Submitted by Sandy, thanx Sandy.)
These next 5 submitted by Lev...thanks Lev! They are much appreciated!
33. Women are allowed in almost all restaurants and hotels.
34. It is more socially acceptable to live with a woman than with a dog.
35. Dogs can't cook. Women say that they can.
36. Women fit more easily than dogs on the back of a motorbike.
37. Women helps you attracting cars when hitch-hicking, dogs don't.
teresa@tlcpoodles.com